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Fash mob

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Dictionary definition of a "fash mob"

Noun

A group of unintelligent, often cocaine-fuelled, Stella drinking lesser-evolved brain-washed “patriots” who descend on a place that they believe is filled with brown people, such as a mosque, a Travelodge or (one on occasion) a tanning salon, ignoring the many convicted violent criminals and sex offenders in their own group

“The fash mob smashed up a breakdown truck (which they thought was a police van) outside a sailing club because Nigel told them we have to stop the boats”

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